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JimK 03-14 1:07

Whoever is stabbing my neck and shoulders with tiny hot knives, could you please stop i'm trying to get to fucking sleep. Kthanxbye

JimK 03-13 7:21

Is Toyota eating billions in losses to avoid saying that old people can't drive as well as younger people http://bit.ly/cCbZfY

JimK 03-13 5:43

@Morganafq I am rather wonderful, aren't I? ;)

JimK 03-13 5:08

So why am I at the gym working out again? Because I am dumb. And fat. And for some reason, motivated

JimK 03-13 11:37

So, all things considered, working out isn't the worst idea. Although I would much rather be eating cake. #thingsidratherbedoing

JimK 03-13 11:35

Other things I do not want to do: read Twilight, see your cousin's off-off-off Broadway play, pay tax on internet purchases.

JimK 03-13 11:34

I should say that working out really isn't the *last* thing i wanna do. For example I would not want to get kicked in the nuts right now.

JimK 03-13 11:30

@MissSteaks Hells yeah. "Sorry dude I gotta cancel this morning. I have a really heavy flow.""Of what?""You fucking do not want to know."

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