Tropic Thunder spawns mockumentary: Rain of Madness

By JimK
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JimK:  Awesome.

Hallö.
      I am German born filmmaker Jan Jürgen. I am writing to you from Vietnam, after documenting the making of a Hollywood classic called, Tropic Thunder.” While the actors and filmmakers try to tell their story of heroism set in the chaos of the Vietnam War, I too will be telling a story. One that has never, until now, been told. A story that I have wanted to tell since I was a child.
      Like all of you, I have for many year been fascinated by that most magicalest of all places; “Hollywood.” As a boy, I would go to the cinema, and marvel at the people on the silver screen. But even as a boy I remember thinking; “Is there a more forbidding, more sinister side than the glittering facade held up by the powerful arms of the Studio System?”
      Of course, this is the question of a child, but that question still follows me today. Imagine my surprise when Damien Cockburn, my former classmate from University, called me on the telephone and asked me to travel to Vietnam and aim my camera at him as he directed his first Hollywood movie. He claimed it will be “the greatest war movie ever” in which many movie stars, including Tugg Speedman, would appear. Could he really be talking about the Tugg Speedman? Could Damien, the awkward theater student I once knew, now be the speak of the town?
    This blog, and the documentary I am working on, will address not just these questions, but more. What will follow is a raw, unedited, look behind the fetid flesh curtain known to you and me as simply “Hollywood.”

Danke you for taking this journey with me.

Sincerely,
J. Jürgen
Ho Chi Minh 2008.

Rockin’ the umlauts!  I look forward to Mr. Jürgen’s next blog post.

Trailer:



Genius.  The arrogance in using the Apocalypse Now font…loving everything about it.  Good feeling about this movie?  I has it.

 

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07/9/2008 7:20 PM
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Comments

1  DonnaK DonnaK wrote:

Two things.

1) I cannot wait to see this movie.
2) Jim… I’m so so SO leaving you for RDJ. Seriously. If that man gets any sexier I might actually melt.

*fans self*

United States   07/10 at 12:16 AM  

2  spivey2469 spivey2469 wrote:

We may have to set up a RDJ Anonomous group for women (and some men).  My wife and I just had the same conversation and I may be a bachelor soon because of RDJ.  BASTARD!!!!!
I could almost go gay for him as well, but that is a different story.

United States   07/10 at 12:18 PM  


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