TMZ says Craig Robinson was high as hell and carrying many drugs

By JimK
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JimK:  Youch.  Craig Robinson got ganked for multiple drug possessions, probably a DUI and whatever stupid traffic violation the cops pulled him over for in the first place.

TMZ has learned Craig Robinson—Darryl the warehouse guy from “The Office”—was arrested June 29 for possession of a multitude of drugs, including meth and ecstasy.

Cops in Culver City, Calif. say they pulled over a vehicle for a traffic violation and found the drugs and the actor inside the car.

The L.A. County D.A. has charged Craig—who also plays a henchman in “Pineapple Express”—with possession of meth and ecstasy and being under the influence of cocaine, amphetamines and cannabinoids.

See, now, I assume he was method-acting for Pineapple Express and just couldn’t stop.  I’ll tell you what his mistake was.  He dropped a couple E’s, smoked up, then needed to drive, so he did the coke, but he got it from a guy he met at In-and-Out at 2 AM last Tuesday, and when it turned out to be mostly baby laxative mixed with some talcum powder and sprayed with Chloraseptic, he thought “Fuck it, I got the meth, I might as well fucking do the meth.”  And the meth?  It was real.

And there’s the mistake.  You don’t ever do meth, it makes you shakey and fucks up your driving.  What you want to do is to only buy your cocaine from dudes you know, or dudes that your buddies can vouch for.  Rookie.  Guy gets a little movie money and goes apeshit.  You’d think one of the Ap-Pack* woulda hooked him up with a reliable drug dealer.

* Ap-Pack is the name that Dan from The Totally Rad Show gave to the crew of actors that Judd Apatow always hires.


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08/16/2008 3:08 AM
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Comments

1  EMalachi EMalachi wrote:

Uh….what?

United States   08/16 at 05:21 PM  

2   ErikTheRed wrote:

I thought it would be funnier if they wrote about finding the drugs inside both the car and the actor.

Personally, I don’t see what the big deal is. This is “normal weekend” behavior for a significant percentage of the population in that part of L.A.

United States   08/17 at 01:23 PM  

3  JimK JimK wrote:

“Officer I do not know what the fuck you be talkin’ about.  I am not walkin’ funny.  This is how I walk.  You made me take off my pants and shit, I’m not puttin’ up with you making fun of how the fuck I walk.”

“Sir, I can see the balloon sticking out of your ass.  You even wrote “Craig’s meth stash” on it in Sharpie.”

“Oh that?  That’s my meth.  Why didn’t you say that’s what you was lookin’ for?”  Got some E up there too, but I’m'a need a spoon or maybe a straw from a Big Gulp to get that shit out.”

United States   08/17 at 03:19 PM  


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