Emily:  

Look everyone, it is Cousin Mortimer!  He hates that name.  He once asked Auntie TWVhdGJhZ2tpbGxlcg== if he could have a cool Base64 name like hers, but she said no.  She also said “01010011 01110100 01101111 01110000 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101001 01101110 01101001 01101110 01100111 00101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110110 01101001 01101110 01100011 01101001 01100010 01101100 01100101 00100000 01101011 01101001 01101100 01101100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101101 01100001 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100100 01100101 01110011 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110010 01110101 01101100 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110000 01101100 01100001 01101110 01100101 01110100 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100011 01101111 01110101 01110010 01100111 01100101 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100001 01110100 00101101 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101100 01101001 01101101 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110100 01100101 01100100 00101110” and we laughed and laughed and laughed.

I cognitively enjoy reminiscing about the future.  Also, 63 6f 63 6b 73!