DonnaK:  

Noblebrown wrote:
I’d say that you should see The Mummy just so we can see a good, hard evisceration.

Dear Noble;

I used to think that your evil act was just that. An act. Oh, but now I know differently. Because you made me watch The Mummy. I know I’m not Jim, but you said you wanted a review, so I did my duty and saw this putrid, stinking, vomitous mass that is masquerading as a film. Because of you I wasted two hours of my life watching one of the most wretched and offensive piles of steaming shit I’ve ever had the misfortune to sit through. And I couldn’t get up and storm out of the theater like I wanted to many, many times… because of you. Because you wanted this review. Because it was now my duty to provide this review. And so I stayed and watched every horrid, juvenile, awful moment of this terrible film, and I blame you, Noble.

In fact… I curse you, Noble. I curse you and your family and your families’ family. I curse you all to eternal damnation and endless suffering. I want you to feel the misery and pain I felt watching that movie and I want you to feel from now until the end of time. I curse you, Noble Brown. Damn you for making me live through that. Damn you to hell!

DonnaK:  **UPDATE #2**
I just injured my shoulder in my PT session today. I’m in quite a bit of pain which is making it hard to type. Unfortunately, this means I’m going to have to finish my review of this stinking pile of dogshit tomorrow. Sorry guys!

Hey… betcha can’t guess if I like it or not! *glares hard at Noble*