JimK:  The story: some moronic Live user complained that Richard Gaywood’s gamertag was sexual in nature.  It’s not.  It’s his frigging name.  But OK, maybe some idiot first-level wageslave simply hits the “You must change your tag” button. 

Fine.  But to respond to further inquiry with this kind of corporatespeak nonsense?

“While it may be clear to some that Gaywood is a legitimate surname, it may not be obvious to other Xbox LIVE members. In this case, a complaint was filed by a member of the community, requiring the Xbox LIVE team to examine the gamertag within the context of the Xbox LIVE Terms of Use. Based on the these guidelines, it was necessary for the gamertag to change.”

That’s ridiculous.

JimK:  Well that’s true.  It’s the kind of thing you’d think that some 12 year old kid would make up, pretending to be a gay porn star.  Still, Microsoft has this guy’s credit card.  They know it’s his name, and when faced with that simple fact, they still banned the tag, then re-affirmed that it will stay banned.

JimK:  Seriously?  That’s your big joke?  How the hell long did you work on “Phil T.H.E. Stinkpink?”  Must have taken hours.