Kristin Bell has an awesome…
By JimK




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Nah.
The only shot in which her ass is stunning, is the first, where she’s up on her tiptoes.
...and as any woman will tell you, donning that particular position is always flattering to the gluteus maximus.
Hell, that’s the whole idea behind stilettos. (and god bless them for it.)
Other than that, her ass is nice, but not nearly stellar enough to drive away the cloud of mediocrity surrounding her whole facial region.
I mean, don’t get me wrong, here… I’d hit it.
I’d hit it like it owed me money.
(But then, I’ll give $5 to anyone who can point out a woman who ranks a 5 or higher that I wouldn’t go all slip-n-slide with.)
IMHO, the world’s perfect ass is more like the one that resides just behind Eva Mendes.
(Yeah, yeah… I know it’s a PETA poster, hosted by HuffPo, no less… sorry. But still.. just look at it!)
Damn you for that, Artmonkey. That is now downloaded to my computer. I have to find a way to coveer all the PITA crap. Eva is hot.



JimK: I’ve never been on the Kristin Bell bandwagon, but this kind of evidence could have me fighting for a seat. Her seat, to be precise.
You see what I did there? This is Bell on the set of her new movie When In Rome.
JimK: Pa-dow.
05/23/2008 3:15 PM
Categories: Movies
Tags: kristin bell