International Orgasm Day
By JimK
(3 votes)
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Hippies_R_Us wrote:
EMalachi wrote:
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Emily wrote:
He has been keeping me rather busy with a new secret project. Suffice it to say I am fully in support of any and all attempts to reach orgasm on this and every other day, and if I can be of any assistance in this area, please do not hesitate to ask.
I do love cocks, after all. COCKS!
Unknowingly celebrated this already once this morning! Maybe if I inform the missus, she’ll go for two? Hmmm.
Muk314 wrote:
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JimK wrote:
Is there an AWESOME story there?
I’m not sure tai-pei deathmasturbating is awesome, per se, but it is something you never forget. And neither will poor Zhe mao. Champion to bleed out in two rounds. NO ONE CAN CUT THEIR COCK LIKE I CAN. NO ONE!
JimK: Just thought I’d let you Awesomites know it’s International Orgasm Day. So, you know, go nuts. Get it? Nuts. See what I did there? This is why I write the blog and you read the blog, because I am so, so funny. /tumbleweeds and crickets
Anyways, go get yer rocks off in whatever form pleases you the most. Just don’t use broken glass. Learn from my mistakes.
08/8/2008 2:34 PM
Categories: Stuff
Tags: sex