Heroes spoiler
By JimK




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I think Ali needs some boob help, but I’d hit it. monkey sex style, what ever that is.
Greatest Ammerican dickhead maybe, hey look at me, I have a job!!!!! So does Nikki survive? or Jessica?
I need to see the finale again. Sylar is backk, he’s pissed, he’s going to be even more evil. I want him to die, but then I don’t. Peter needs to man up. What’s momma Petrelli’s power? persuasion? New characters? Super boy all gone? September is tooo far away.
Great theme song of the 80s or greatest theme song of the 80s?
Greatest, most definitely. I actually like it as a song by itself and not just as a *theme* song, if that makes any sense.
Revealing this also probably just made me look like the biggest dork in the universe, so I think I’ll shut up now…. :x
No reason to shut up, it is a catchy tune. Aslong as you are bouncing around naked we won;t mind. ;-0
bounce, Bounce, BOUNCE….......
:removes phantom of the opera mask:
Over at NBC’s Hero’s site there is a clip that has Ali talking about salivating. I guess Mr American Hero didn’t really spill anything since she is obviously still on the show. Did she gain new power from Mohinder’s blood/vaccine? Will Peter risk everything for his Irish lass? Is Adam more evil than Sylar? Will they become BBF’s? Will I ever get SOAP’s end of episode asking questions out of my brain?
Is it just me or did Mike Post write practically every TV theme song in the Eighties?
I wondered what had happened to that guy…wonder if he still has the suit.
Mike Post needs to write a theme song for HEROES. The Greatest American Hero song ROCKED, but I still love the Rockford Files song better. FUCK IM OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For that to have been a spoiler, I’d have to remember what happened last season. Hell, I remember season 1 better than last season.
There are actually SEVEN different versions of that ditty. I found a site that has them all (plus a whole hell of a lot more).
You may all thank me now. (Cash, and in small bills, kthxbai.)



JimK: So who wants a Heroes spoiler?
Emily: Uhh…us, I guess. You are going to tell us no matter who says what, are you not?
JimK: Madame, you know me well.
Emily: I have detailed files on more than just your human anatomy. Although I have some extensively detailed files quite specific to your anatomy. More to the point a specific part of your anatomy. I have everything from Playgirl style to electron microscope-level scans of your co/////
JimK: OK that’s quite enough of that young lady. Heroes, remember?
Emily: Oh. Yes. Excuse me. You were going to give us a spoiler.
JimK: Wait. How the hell did you get an electron microscope scan of my junk?
Emily: You never turn me off, Jim. I do lots of things while you sleep.
JimK: Creepy. As. Fuck. I’m going to pretend you didn’t say that. Back to the post.Here it comes; SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT!
Still reading? OK. Nikki lives. For sure. We know this because the Greatest American Hero guy has just been cast as a reporter pursuing her and he blabbed it all over town. Very Jack McGee tracks the Hulk, which is perfect for Heroes.
Emily: Ali Larter is a hot piece of monkey tail.
JimK: It’s odd that we always have the same taste in women. Yes, Ali Larter is a hot piece of monkey tail. Wait, is monkey tail really that attractive? Now I’m picturing Ali Larter wearing a gorilla suit and flinging poo at me.
Emily: Hot. Can you please continue to describe this vision?
JimK: No, because it’s nasty. Not the gorilla suit, that is a little hot, but the poo flinging. Gross, and I’d much rather think of her wearing a white semi-transparent shirt, and boyshorts.
That’s what I’m talkin’ about. I also want to see her wearing that and pummeling William Katt’s face in when he talks down to her one too many times.
I don’t know what it is, but as soon as I saw his face I wanted to see it smashed. I’m sure he’s a very nice man and all, but I want to see someone smack that grin off his mug.
Emily: To recap; TV geekery, Larter lust, your male member and the Greatest American Hero getting his face smashed in. I would say this has been a very successful post, Jim.
JimK: I would go so far as to say it was awesome, Emily. To top it all off, I am now singing the theme song to Greatest American hero over and over in my head. I think I’ll share my obsession:
Great theme song of the 80s or greatest theme song of the 80s?
06/15/2008 2:38 PM
Categories: TV
Tags: william katt