Heroes spoiler

By JimK
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JimK:  So who wants a Heroes spoiler?

Emily:  Uhh…us, I guess.  You are going to tell us no matter who says what, are you not?

JimK:  Madame, you know me well.

Emily:  I have detailed files on more than just your human anatomy.  Although I have some extensively detailed files quite specific to your anatomy.  More to the point a specific part of your anatomy.  I have everything from Playgirl style to electron microscope-level scans of your co/////

JimK:  OK that’s quite enough of that young lady.  Heroes, remember?

Emily:  Oh. Yes. Excuse me.  You were going to give us a spoiler.

JimK:  Wait.  How the hell did you get an electron microscope scan of my junk?

Emily:  You never turn me off, Jim.  I do lots of things while you sleep.

JimK:  Creepy. As. Fuck.  I’m going to pretend you didn’t say that.  Back to the post.Here it comes; SPOILER ALERT!  SPOILER ALERT!

Still reading?  OK.  Nikki lives.  For sure.  We know this because the Greatest American Hero guy has just been cast as a reporter pursuing her and he blabbed it all over town.  Very Jack McGee tracks the Hulk, which is perfect for Heroes.

Emily:  Ali Larter is a hot piece of monkey tail.

JimK:  It’s odd that we always have the same taste in women.  Yes, Ali Larter is a hot piece of monkey tail.  Wait, is monkey tail really that attractive?  Now I’m picturing Ali Larter wearing a gorilla suit and flinging poo at me.

Emily:  Hot.  Can you please continue to describe this vision?

JimK:  No, because it’s nasty.  Not the gorilla suit, that is a little hot, but the poo flinging.  Gross, and I’d much rather think of her wearing a white semi-transparent shirt, and boyshorts.

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That’s what I’m talkin’ about.  I also want to see her wearing that and pummeling William Katt’s face in when he talks down to her one too many times.

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I don’t know what it is, but as soon as I saw his face I wanted to see it smashed.  I’m sure he’s a very nice man and all, but I want to see someone smack that grin off his mug.

Emily:  To recap; TV geekery, Larter lust, your male member and the Greatest American Hero getting his face smashed in.  I would say this has been a very successful post, Jim.

JimK:  I would go so far as to say it was awesome, Emily.  To top it all off, I am now singing the theme song to Greatest American hero over and over in my head.  I think I’ll share my obsession:

Great theme song of the 80s or greatest theme song of the 80s?


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06/15/2008 2:38 PM
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Comments

1  mgnmfrc1 mgnmfrc1 wrote:

I think Ali needs some boob help, but I’d hit it. monkey sex style, what ever that is.

Greatest Ammerican dickhead maybe, hey look at me, I have a job!!!!! So does Nikki survive? or Jessica?

I need to see the finale again. Sylar is backk, he’s pissed, he’s going to be even more evil. I want him to die, but then I don’t. Peter needs to man up. What’s momma Petrelli’s power? persuasion? New characters? Super boy all gone?  September is tooo far away.

United States   06/15 at 04:24 PM  

2  DonnaK DonnaK wrote:

Great theme song of the 80s or greatest theme song of the 80s?

Greatest, most definitely. I actually like it as a song by itself and not just as a *theme* song, if that makes any sense.

Revealing this also probably just made me look like the biggest dork in the universe, so I think I’ll shut up now…. :x

United States   06/15 at 04:56 PM  

3  mgnmfrc1 mgnmfrc1 wrote:

No reason to shut up, it is a catchy tune. Aslong as you are bouncing around naked we won;t mind. ;-0

bounce, Bounce, BOUNCE….......

:removes phantom of the opera mask:

United States   06/15 at 07:49 PM  

4  mgnmfrc1 mgnmfrc1 wrote:

Over at NBC’s Hero’s site there is a clip that has Ali talking about salivating. I guess Mr American Hero didn’t really spill anything since she is obviously still on the show. Did she gain new power from Mohinder’s blood/vaccine? Will Peter risk everything for his Irish lass? Is Adam more evil than Sylar? Will they become BBF’s? Will I ever get SOAP’s end of episode asking questions out of my brain?

United States   06/15 at 08:50 PM  

5  West Virginia Rebel West Virginia Rebel wrote:

Is it just me or did Mike Post write practically every TV theme song in the Eighties?

I wondered what had happened to that guy…wonder if he still has the suit.

United States   06/15 at 09:53 PM  

6  spivey2469 spivey2469 wrote:

Mike Post needs to write a theme song for HEROES.  The Greatest American Hero song ROCKED, but I still love the Rockford Files song better.  FUCK IM OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

United States   06/16 at 11:12 AM  

7  Joe R. Joe R. wrote:

For that to have been a spoiler, I’d have to remember what happened last season.  Hell, I remember season 1 better than last season.

United States   06/17 at 11:24 PM  

8   Drumwaster wrote:

There are actually SEVEN different versions of that ditty. I found a site that has them all (plus a whole hell of a lot more).

You may all thank me now. (Cash, and in small bills, kthxbai.)

United States   06/19 at 11:36 AM  


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