George Lucas and Steven Spielberg raped Indiana Jones

By JimK
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JimK:  

George Lucas and Steven Spielberg raping Indiana Jones

This is the single greatest thing...the greatest thing...to ever be broadcast on television, ever.

That link goes to the full episode of South Park entitled “The China Probrem.”  While the A story is somewhat entertaining - it’s always amusing to watch Cartman go xenophobic - the B story is how the rest of the boys - nay the town - felt about George Lucas and Steven Spielberg just ass-raping the memory, legacy and logic of Indiana Jones.  Matt & Trey went too far, they were too graphic and it completely encapsulates how I felt when I walked out of Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.  It is perhaps the most perfect thing ever made for the medium of television.

I love Matt & Trey.  I love them when they are being preachy, I love them when they are being funny, I love them when they aim solely to shock.  I am so in the zone with their sense of humor.  If anyone here ever says anything bad about South park, Matt or Trey or anything they have ever done, I will eat your fucking face.  Just leave me to my delusion that everyone else loves them as much as me and wants to man-love them and carry their man-babies in a make-believe man-uterus.

Lastly, any excuse to post this video is well-appreciated, so once again, George Lucas Raped Our Childhood.


 


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10/11/2008 1:34 PM
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Comments

1  Rann Rann wrote:

Heh. Really, the thing that saves that video is where the guy says “I’ll never give George Lucas another dollar of my money! Well, until the super special edition Episode III DVDs come out, I really gotta get those.”

United States   10/11 at 02:26 PM  

2  Muk314 Muk314 wrote:

Best…South Park…episode…ever!


So glad I didn’t go see that movie.

United States   10/11 at 02:46 PM  

3   supercore wrote:

I missed the first half and only got to see the 2nd but, yeah, fucking awesome. I actually only watched it because my buddy that I’d gone to see IJ4 with called me up at 2 in the morning and was like, “Dude, Put on South Park right now. Remember when we walked out of the theater and you said George Lucas raped Indiana Jones? Yeah, Put it on.”

This season has been a real return to form for the guys.

United States   10/11 at 03:14 PM  

4  EMalachi EMalachi wrote:

Video won’t load at work. -,- Woe is me.

United States   10/11 at 05:11 PM  

5   ErikTheRed wrote:

Plus, they did it in the “Made-for-Lifetime” style…

United States   10/11 at 11:22 PM  

6  MunDane MunDane wrote:

This may get me banned, but..

Back off, bitch!  Matt and Trey are mine!

United States   10/13 at 11:01 PM  


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