Bret Michaels named “single & sexy” by People
By JimK
(2 votes)
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spivey2469 wrote:
I think the Jack offs that put the list together should be kicked in the jimmy by a mule. They have Mario Lopez as their number 1 on the list and look at the Grade A, prime ass he tosses away. The list should be called SINGLE & FUCKING RETARDED DOUCHEBAG LIST.
BTW, Bret Michaels is a douchebag.
Does anyone (other than JimK) actually watch that show? Seriously, I’d rather jam forks in both eyes.
3 spivey2469 wrote:
I watched one episode and it was kinda like jerking off with a cheese grater, kinda amusing but mostly painful.
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JimK wrote:
I once tried the vacuum cleaner as a kid but a cheese grater? I’d like to think I’m a tough little prick, but I’m not that tough, and not in the actual prick. 
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buzzion wrote:
Does anyone (other than JimK) actually watch that show?
Yes they do. I think it might be VH1’s highest rated show or at least up there pretty high.
I watched it to enjoy the suckitude and Jim’s reviewing of it more.
Yes, I watch it too, but only after reading Jim’s blogging about it. It made the viewing so much more enjoyable. But he is a douche, and how he got rated sexiest anything is beyond me. But then again, do people still read People?
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Hippies_R_Us wrote:
...W0W… I think my hope for mankind imploded… yes, imploded. I kept it in my left Wenis (yes that’s a real thing) and now there’s just a concave crater…
I just re-read that and realized sleep is a good thing and drugs are bad…
JimK: Cute Overload calls it the “baroo,” that moment when a dog tilts its head and the only thought they have is “what the fuck?” Well…baroo?
JimK: At one time, the hair definitely worked to bring in the ladies. Now? Fake. The Hair. Is. Fake. I think that really says it all about Bret these days. His entire persona, the whole of his being, rests on the fact that he wears a wig. And what is going on with the fishmouth? Stop doing that in photos, Douche. You look like a mackerel. Wearing a wig.
Here’s what I don’t get; the public has watched two seasons of his horrible show, where he acts like a misogynistic dickhead and is openly douchey. Why would any woman worth giving a shit about subject herself to him now? Answer: they don’t. None of the contestants from either season of Rock of Love were worth two shits
I’ll tell you what the real problem is, though. The real problem is, Bret Michaels is a douchebag.
06/19/2008 1:25 PM
Categories: TV
Tags: tv