A thank you to Marissa Tomei
By JimK
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PSH/Tomei action was one of the great scenes in cinema history. If you take away PSH that is. No knock on the man as an actor(he’s great) but they could have had someone else for that scene, like me specifically.
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JimK wrote:
Did I really spell her name wrong EVERY TIME? Yes, yes I did.
*sigh* Sorry Marisa. Can we still be BFF? Barring that will you please still get naked in at least two more movies?
JimK:
Dear Marissa Tomei,
I would just like to say thank you, for not only being a top-caliber actress, but for your recent decisions to do so much acting while naked.
I cannot think of a single reason why all your movies from now on shouldn’t feature you naked for just a minute or 90. It’s not like it takes away from your ability to act. You can do both, and you look like…well…you, so…yeah. Anyway, thanks. And while I’m here, can you talk to all your other actress friends? The ones that think they’re too good to do this? Show ‘em your awards, then explain to them how awesome it is or something? That would be a pretty cool thing to do. Just sayin’.
Anyway, love the naked. You have yourself a great 2009.
Signed,
Men.
Guess who finally watched Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead last night? Now The Wrestler looks even more interesting.
BTW, if I had to make a quick review of Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead, I’d say the story is Greek tragedy meets utter incompetence, everybody died, Marissa gets them out more than once for extended periods of time (that link is NOT SAFE FOR WORK, GIS of “Marissa Tomei nude”) but still manages to convey what you need to know about her character, she doesn’t rely on the naked to be the sum total of her performance, Philip Seymour Hoffman is like the best actor ever, it was so amazing to watch Albert Finney break down and I really enjoyed it. It’s a little long but I don’t know that there is anything to cut, really. Good movie. Even if it does open with a pudgy PSH banging away at Tomei from behind. 
01/2/2009 3:32 PM
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